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The wind is faster
than your truck!
The sun goes down, you start
looking for your coat.
The elevation exceeds the population.
People drive 200+ miles to shop in
a real mall.
Your great grandmother is older
than the courthouse.
The judge rides his 4 wheeler to
your wedding and puts a black robe over his yellow shorts.
More than 1/2 the meat in your
freezer is elk.
Networking is meeting your
neighbor on a dirt road in your pickups.
You've taken your kids
trick-or-treating in a blizzard most years.
The mayor greets you on the street
by your first name.
You think sexy lingerie is tube
socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
You paid $8.00 to cut your own
Douglas Fir Christmas tree.
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