If it's summer, build a float and make your wife ride on it in the parade!	Or support your local firemen's raffle and win a brand new collectable Harley.
Go to the Johnson County Rodeo parade and  see the 7th Cavalry Band play the Garry Owen.	Then follow them to a bar for their Bally-Hoo!
And then to another bar!	And another! Get your picture taken with "George Custer."